captainamericarogers:

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"Go away my head hurts."

  “Get that checked, old man.”

thorthesonofodin:

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          Tried that already. I had to cancel because of the unfavorable imagery that was sent to me. I ne’er asked for pictures of anyone’s manhood…

  I’ll whip mine out now.

stingofthewidow:

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Relax, Hot Shot. I was thinking about that French toast.

   Uh huh. [pours her a cup of coffee]

stingofthewidow:

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  You’ve seen more than that. 

thorthesonofodin:

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I heard it on the Vine once.

     What’s next?

         Snapchat?

stingofthewidow:

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What a bummer.

  —Ya could ask nicely.

stingofthewidow:

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I’m not interested.

   I ain’t got French toast for ya. 

  

stingofthewidow:

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 My eyes are up here

thorthesonofodin replied to your post
Hottie with a body.

  Uh—Goldilocks? 

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